My Immortal (Hulk) Episode 8 - Carl Creel SUCKED OFF My Gamma While I Clapped For Carers
In the latest episode of My Immortal (Hulk):
00:39:40 36 - Ted Salis - See the Hulk. He is green and large, he wears a thin and ragged pair of pants. He was recently the center of a massive explosion, and in the aftermath Gamma Flight are attempting to neutralize him. Dr. McGowan and co. are attempting to translocate the Hulk and Rick Jones back to base. Their attempts are now interrupted by the glowing ghoul from Fallout, breaking out of its tube to attack.
00:51:20 37 - Jean - We see Del Frye die as his dad injects the gamma into him, and then we see it again, with The Leader, and then we see it again, with The Leader. Now, The Leader is in Shadow Base in the body of Del Frye, and he confronts Doc Samson, speaking to him in Shadow Base before speaking to him in Hell as he explains part of his plan to control the flow of gamma individuals through green doors. He does this by changing the green doors to red doors. Back in (New Mex-is this New Mexico?)Iowa, the fight continues as Stretchy Rick Jones watches The Hulk fight Gamma Squad (not what they're called) and Charlene McGowan tries to decide which of them to bring back first. The Hulk virtuously chooses to send his friend Rick back first, both allowing the Leader back into Shadow Base and giving Gamma Squad enough time to shoot him right in the head, where the Leader is waiting for him in hell. (and that's on period)
1:02:00 38 - Shane - (Auuuuugggghhhhhhhhhhh) Father Of The Year Brian Banner destroys what could have been a good night in with a beautiful reading child by abusing him and then creating (GOD I HATE THIS SEGMENT, I HATE IT WITH MY WHOLE GOD DAMN BODY) and creating within him a cancer that will germinate in his brain for the rest of his life. (They #LockedHimUp) They done took our boy, the Immortal Devil Hulk, and put him into the chokey from Matilda. World War Leader drags a defeated Savage Hulk and flaunts his plan to overtake Banner and his many personalities while they are wrapped up in chains. (You'd think I would remember) The leader is dabbing upon (oh god that's just sentence 2) upon our friend doc savage and our warm acquaintance McGee (it's going to be so cruel when Jean puts this in its entirety in the transcript) while menacing the innocent beautiful scientists and employees of Shadow Base with his many homunculi. (Was that sentence 4? I think I lost count. (I also think I was mistakenly counting the sentence about the chokey, which was an aside)) In detailing his plan, the Leader reveals that he's going to be dragging baby Bruce Banner through the green door to introduce him to his loving father in Hell. (End strong, it'll all have been worth it.) The Devil Hulk, who they were very rude to in the press, very rude to, not so nice, is finally able to break through his cancel culture cage, and he's going to seek vengeance upon the woke liberal left and hopefully bring peace to his baby boy Bruce Banner. (You were so nervous during that, but I think you really did end strong.)
1:37:28 39 - Jean - Previously, in Hell, the Leader speaks with Brian Banner about his plan to absorb the powers of Hell, culminating in the leader consuming Brian Banner fully to more efficiently communicate with the One Before All (I keep fucking this one up). His powers of shapeshifting demonstrated and his allegiance with the One Before All solidified, we cut back to the mind of Bruce Banner where the Devil Hulk is attempting to fight for Bruce Banner. The Leader pulls out his shapeshifting powers to taunt Banner and the Devil Hulk with the image of Brian Banner, driving Banner himself to try to attack the leader. Savage Hulk, however, responds to this by attempting to protect the Leader/his father, which allows the Leader enough time to take Banner through the green door and into Hell. While the Hulk's body is trapped in the Alpha Flight space station, his soul is trapped in Hell, where the Leader has created a big brain tree communicating with at least 100 green doors at once, and the Leader himself is a big brain bug thingy.
2:00:50 40 - Ted - At Alpha Flight space station, all hell breaks loose. not only does Walter Langowski The Sasquatch come back to life reanimated by Doc Samson (oh shit) Doc Samson comes to life reanimated by Sasquatch (Fuck, the other way around. Goddamnit. Please include all of this, Jean. If you're going to do me dirty by including every little word I said, you need to include all of this. Fuck, I'm Shaning out right now.) Walt Langowski has been reanimated by the mind and soul of Doc Samson. In the holding section, mysterious government entities are keeping watch over the Hulk, making sure he cannot move a muscle. Exploiting one of its many possible feats, the Hulk system has an mpreg c-section in which Joe Fixit bursts out of the Hulk's abdomen. After being chased by the members of Alpha Flight who are trying to reason with him, Joe Fixit decides to do his own thing, getting sucked out of the window into space, rocketing towards Earth like a meteor. (And that's the end of my sentence so you don't get to know that the Thing shows up.)
Music:
Fall (Theme From My Immortal Hulk) - JDNK
Big Boi x Outrun - Kryptonite x Splash Wave
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